Jeff Greenhouse

Experienced Marketing & Analytics Executive

Heaven is a Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich
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Heaven is a Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich

I have climbed to the top of the big rock candy mountain. There, amidst its frosted peaks, I have discovered a sugary nirvana. The bathroom scale may chastise me, and my dentist may hang his head in shame, but I do not care. I have tasted heaven, and it is a doughnut ice-cream sandwich!

Yes, I know it sounds like some crazy, Skittle-induced fantasy... as if I had just claimed to find a jewel-encrusted unicorn who does my taxes for free. But I assure you, this creation is real, and commercially available (to those who can get to Holey Cream, on 9th Avenue in New York).

Here’s the formula:

  1. Split a freshly made doughnut (the plain kind, with a tender inside and a slightly crisp outer surface).
  2. On the bottom half, arrange three scoops of homemade, artisanal gelato (any combination of flavors).
  3. Dip the top half in your choice of three different frosting flavors.
  4. Gently place the top half on top of the gelato.
  5. Top the whole thing with your choice of candy toppings, like sprinkles, chocolate chips, cookie crumbs, etc..
  6. Take a moment to thank the universe for giving you this opportunity.
  7. Forget everything you know about calorie counts, and enjoy!
This one was mine. All mine!
Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich
My friends expressed themselves too.
Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich
Your intrepid blogger prepares to dig in!
Jeff prepares to dig in!

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